1. He wears fake fur.
2. His vehicle doesn't use fossil fuels.
3. He's never held down a real job.
4. He has a beard.
5. Lord knows what's in that pipe he's smoking.
6. He gives away stuff others have labored to make.
7. He insulates himself in an all white neighborhood.
8. He maintains a comprehensive data base of everyone's flaws.
9. He could never deliver everything he promises.
10. He's a fake.
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