79-year-old Ida McCook said she “clobbered a few of those buggers” and “told them to get the H-E-double-hockey-sticks out of Canada.”
Why were they in Canada?!
The agents are based in Seattle, Washington.
The DEA conducted the raid on Canadian soil under the provisions of the broad 2011 Canada U.S. perimeter security pact, officially titled the ‘Declaration on a Shared Vision for Perimeter Security and Economic Competitiveness’. The terms of the agreement allow local, state and federal U.S. police to conduct investigations and make arrests in Canada if they involve “cooperative law and security efforts.”
“Ida sure got mad. Never seen her move so fast,” added 84-year-old resident Stanley Findley. “She’s got the arthritis in her knees but you wouldn't have known it today.”
The agents confused the rest home for a marijuana farm.
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