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June 26, 2012

by DailyKenn.com

Add owning a cell phone to the increasing list of rights mandated by leftists.

Oba Ma Bell is my name for Obama's Lifeline program to get the phones in the hands of the poor, needy, underprivileged, disenfranchised and -- now for a new term -- financially unstable.

Call it what you will. In the end its nothing more than wealth redistribution, aka, socialism. It's why conservatives call Obama a socialist.

The program benefits those likely to tap into welfare; mostly black folks when factored by percent. According to Oba Ma Bell's website* if you're already on welfare, you automatically qualify for a free phone.

Code words are key.

Note also that whenever the left is making a pitch, it includes key words, phrases and thoughts.

Key words include:


To oppose the wealth distribution program du jour is to deny access to whatever. Recall the pitch for Obamacare's free contraception program. Google ''Sandra Fluke".

The wealth distribution program du jour is your right; you have civil rights, gay rights, contraception rights and cell phone rights. 
• Life or death

The wealth distribution program du jour is always portrayed as essential for life. Without, people would die. When Pennsylvania's legislature proposed ending it's mini bailout program, liberals fumed that people would die.

Let's summarize.

If you oppose wealth redistribution programs such as Oba Ma Bell, you are

• denying people access to whatever, 
• taking away their rights,
• and a racist.

Oba Ma Bell cell phones, of course, an be used for more than dialing 911. Black teens can text one another to organize mob attacks on 7-Elevens.

For the record, I have no problem with the old and feeble having access to cell phones. I do have a problem, however, with the government forcing me to pay for them. Preferred would be a private, non-profit organization with tax-exempt status that allows those endowed with oodles of white privilege to donate funds as they see fit. 

*It's a parody. Click here if you're looking for the real Oba Ma Bell web site

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  1. I know of several people that have more than one of these "free phones". Some of these people have three or four of them. When the taxpayer minutes run out on one they switch to one of their other phones. And so it goes through out the month until they get back to the first phone again after it "re-fills". Mind you, this is a phone for which I cannot "qualify" because I have always been financially responsible. Never-the-less, my tax money is being used to pay for these phones, and I can't have one. Thanks Democrats! Thanks Obama! Income redistribution indeed...

    What happened to the "fairness" Obama is often hear wanting more of in our country? I guess it's somehow different when buying the votes of the financially irresponsible is involved. HYPOCRISY!
    Liars and cheats = Progressives (The ends justifies the means Democrats and RHINOS).

  2. Thank you for sharing this. I don't know if I buy into the "free" cellphones but I was considering a Bell shop at the Trinity Commons, I heard of some awesome deals that they have.


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