DAILYKENN.com -- There's a pothole in the road in front of the house.
My black friend explained the hole in the road is evidence of systemic white racism. Potholes in white neighborhoods are promptly repaired.
My Christian friend explained the hole in the road is evidence that Jesus is coming soon. It's one of many tiny fractures in local government that will eventually collapse as the anti-Christ finally secures global world power; shortly after the rapture. Such signs of the times are everywhere and evident to those who eyes are not blinded by the Prince of Darkness.
My environmentalist friend explained the hole in the road is evidence of global warming and climate change caused by industry spewing toxins into the atmosphere and causing the earth's surface to contract.
My conspiracy theory friend explained the hole in the road is evidence of the Illuminati; that the nation's infrastructure is deteriorating due to the antipathy of the new world order.
My Nazi friend explained the hole in the road is evidence of a Jewish conspiracy. Greedy Jews control the markets and supply chains that deter materials such as asphalt from being adequately available on the market and, consequently, driving up prices and profit margins.
My ufologist friend explained the hole in the road is evidence of space aliens. There is actually a pattern of such holes around the world. They are markers that point alien space craft to hidden landing pads.
Kenn's Law #66 says, "We tend to see what we believe rather than believe what we see."
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