Once upon a time there were three little pigs.
The first little pig said, "Let's let the wolf in. After all, diversity is a strength."
The second little pig said, "Are you nuts?!"
"The wolf will bring his wolf friends with him. They'll eat all of our slop. We'll go hungry."
The third little pig said, "Yeah. And wolves aren't tidy like us. They're messy. They pee on the floor and stuff."
The first little pig said, "You guys are racists. You just don't like the wolf because he has brown fur and you have pink fur (really short pink fur). You're xenophobic."
The second little pig said, "I don't want to be a racist!"
The third little pig said, "I don't want to be homophobic!"
The first little pig said, "I said 'xenophobic,' not 'homophobic'."
The third little pig said, "Whatever."
And so they let the wolf in. And he brought in his buddy wolves.
Now there are no more little pigs.
And no more diversity.
And they peed all over the floor.
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